Sep 11
Welcome to the dungeon! The past few weeks I’ve been struggling to write about what’s been going on in the WWE as I haven’t watched anything since Summerslam. I’ve been reading about what’s going on but haven’t really taken any interest so I thought about what matches and feuds I would like to see to …
Sep 10
This week, Scotland sees much anticipation. After what seems like an eternity, the time is upon us when massive change will happen. Like the fall of the Berlin Wall, a time has arrived that people will remember for the rest of their lives. The Cook Report has moved to Wednesday!! Adding to that excitement, my …
Sep 08
Duckman – Layin’ the Quackdown: A Whole Lot of Nothing. I know it’s only been a couple of weeks, but it’s damn good to be back. As I mentioned in my last article, my brother Martin was recently diagnosed with a brain tumour, which required an operation to remove it. As you’ll appreciate, this horrible …
Sep 04
Welcome to the dungeon! Next week on RAW, Jerry Springer is returning once again to add a bit of drama to the show. The WWE always seems to find any excuse to have a celebrity on the show to gain some media attention, all I think though, is this really going to do anything …
Sep 02
Impact. What a show. For months it barely scraped above average, with the occasional swing either way into complete rubbish or almost acceptable. Russo was back, and despite all the denials, we all knew he was back. We had a PPV where every match had a stipulation, we had Bully with his list, and worst …
Aug 31
How’s it going, folks? I apologise for being so late this week. Ever since we had to reboot the computer a few weeks ago, writing hasn’t been quite as satisfying, what with our need to go back to the stone ages of Microsoft Word 2003. I know, right? It’s only a temporary thing, however, since …
Aug 28
Welcome to the dungeon! I am a regular reader of various wrestling ‘news’ websites and one article I read this week was about Batista potentially not returning to the WWE due to the success of his latest movie. One question came to mind – would it really make any difference if he didn’t return? …
Aug 27
Raw was bad. And not the typical kind of bad that you can just ignore and use the “wait and see where it goes” mantra. It was just bad. John Cena Talks Down To Old People I guess John forgot the respect part of “Hustle, Loyalty, Respect” tonight huh? This was just a train wreck …
Aug 26
This week my article will mostly be written well after my usual noon deadline. I woke up this morning and realised I had not watched any TNA for two weeks, and no WWE since Summerslam. As you can probably appreciate, writing about wrestling is never made easier if you have not watched any. So this …
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