The Monster Amongst Men has been on a rampage the past few weeks on RAW. He destroyed Rhyno and Heath Slater, he pulled down a scaffolding WITH A GRAPPLING HOOK, and this week he tipped over an 18 wheel truck. The man is truly a beast.
Sure we all know that all this build it to make it even more impressive when Brock wins at the Rumble and in turn making it even more spectacular when Reigns wins at Mania. However, for now, let’s ignore those facts. Instead, we’ll have a little fun and discuss, what Braun Strowman should destroy next.
A Tank
The WWE are no strangers to rolling out a tank every once in a while. DX when they faced off against Legacy at SummerSlam 2009, or Rusev when Cena buried him at Wrestlemania 31. This means that somewhere in the WWE archives they must a tank. Being that RAW 25 is next week it’s feasible that somebody will roll out to the stage on a tank. This then cues our Monster to come out, cut a promo about catching hands and then flipping the tank!
Sure they’d have to gimmick the tank a little, gutting the insides whilst maintaining its ability to roll out to the ramp. It may be a tall order, but to get a massive pop on your 25th Anniversary event! It’ll totally be worth it.
A Production Trailer
Sure we saw Braun threaten to destroy the production tank this week, but he settled for the 18 wheeler attached to it. Imagine if he’d actually destroyed the production trailer itself! A production trailer is the most important part of RAW, it basically makes the show runs. So if Braun were to destroy one, as the show was going off the air, then it’d seem like he had an immediate impact.
Obviously, WWE would never ever let anyone destroy one of their production trucks they’re using, however, reports claim the WWE recently get 5 new production trucks. This means they possibly have trucks ready to be destroyed or sold on. Braun would gut the insides, throwing the monitors etc all over the place. Then he’d proceed to flip, or a least ripping a wheel off from the trailer itself
If WWE wanted to make Braun supremely over, they’d allow him to wreck a production trailer, as a way to stick it to the authority. This would give him the Austin style rub, and get him even more over! (If that’s even possible).
Most importantly, it’ll give WWE a chance, if they’re smart, to have Braun throw Kevin Sullivan out of the truck, hopefully making it so HHH takes over RAW. HHH will do so well, he’ll take Sullivan’s job and thus make RAW great again. All thanks to Braun.
The Stage/Ramp
Want another way for Braun to literally stop the show? Destroy the ramp/staging area. Without these, no superstar can make their entrance! Sure he’d get heat if he did this at the beginning of the show because people paid for tickets, but if he destroyed it at the end of the show, the fans would leave amazed at his strength.
Imagine Braun sprinting out and destroying a heel after they win the main event of RAW. He’d get a huge pop for that alone! But as he’s walking up the ramp, the heel’s music is still playing, and this pisses him off! He decides to tear down the LED wall behind him!
Not satisfied by this he rips apart the staging area. Security tries to stop him but he’s too much too handle, and he flings them. Then to punctuate the point, he ends the night buy Power Slamming a security team member through the stage. He raises arms, screams his own name, and then the screen fades to black.
Conclusion
Sure these are all fantasy scenarios, but WWE is doing a great job of escalating Braun and getting him more and more over. Any of these scenarios would help with the cause. I’ll take my royalties in Bitcoin, please.
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